The scary trick-or-treating stories I heard as a kid reflected the political concerns of the time — where people older than me were probably warned of hippy jerks dosing candy with LSD, I got very 1980s fables about satanists and the Three Musketeers bars and apples they loaded with razors for whatever satanic reasons. I can only imagine the Tales Of Trick-Or-Treat Danger currently in fashion; I assume it involves parents warning their children that a bunch of York Peppermint Patties were recalled for having Krokodil in them or something.
They used to go trick-or-treating at John Madden’s house when he lived in Victory Village and I guess he’d just have all these honey-baked hams, and if you rang the doorbell he’d tear off a fistful and hand it to you. It was different, like I said. A different time.
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Like he’d be dressed as a dracula or whatever and clearly would eat too much candy — I vividly remember the image of him having, like, several sour apple Jolly Ranchers stuck in the fur of his werewolf hands the year he was a werewolf — and he’d just be really wild Cheap Hockey Jerseys For Sale for a bit, but Cheap Dri Fit Jerseys if you went there after 8:30 or thereabouts, Deanna would say he’d had ‘too much fun’ for the day and was asleep.